If anything the entry before this is a good prologue for this one. I suggest you go back and read it before delving into this one. As always this entry is dedicated to Marco. Who hasn't enjoyed anything I've written on xanga in about 2 years but still comes back and reads them all.
Theres always the next one. Sometimes you know who she will be. You always know who the last one was but the next one should be a surprise. Unless your one of those awful people who can't be alone so they won't leave some one until they have a replacement. My best next ones are always a complete surprise. Up until it happens I usually couldn't guess who they will be. My mind and if you'd like to call it that, my heart ( I dont like refrencing it here I think its BS) are very whimsical.
The next ones never know what they are getting themselves into. The next ones doesn't even neccessarilly refer to a girlfriend per say as I haven't been in a "real" relationship, well maybe ever in my life. The next ones refer to those unfortunately unlucky girls that I develop feelings for and put up with my sophmoric bullshit.
However much like a Simpson's episode this entry will end in a completely different place than it started. I have 4 great female friends. I have many more very good female friends and for the sake of leaving one out I won't name them all. Chances are if you are wondering you made the 2nd group and with any measure of awful luck you'll make this one. However these 4 have all put in 3+ years of service and many hours of awful conversations perpetrated by both sides. Any women that wants to deal with me will have to accept their existence because they are non negotiable. Any past feelings aside they are 4 of the best people ever ( and the worst) and I've considered writing this for them for some time now. Here it is. The list and why they are on it.
Kara- Kara is my friend because she has saved my life more times than Kal-el saved Lois Lane's. She is my friend because very few people in the world think more highly of me than she does. She is legitimately flabbergasted that all these women I develop feelings for don't understand me and have little to no desire to be with me. I thank God that she is married because if not she would inevitably fall in love with me and thus ruin our friendship thus ruining my life to a degree.
Sabrina- Sabrina may be the smartest girl I know. I am quite sure that despite my claims otherwise I enjoy our conversations together as much or more than anybody else on the planet. Her love of my father aside, she is possibly the world's best/worst person and a reasonable choice to be my backup plan if I'm not married by 30. I think we already have decided on Livin on a Prayer as our wedding song. Out of everyone she may have the best ability to make fun of me back and this lists is not lacking in people who are good at that task.
Spota- Spota is the world's dumbest smart person. Nobody will ever drive me as insane as she does because it may not be possible for me to think any higher of somebody than I do of her. I am allowed to be self deprecating, she should not be. She is 100 times smarter than I am and works 500 times harder thus accomplishing approximately by my math 50,000Xs more than I do. They say friends are the people who know all your faults and still love you. I'm not quite sure but I think that may sum up our entire friendship (going both ways) perfectly.
Ange- Ange is the only person on this list that I ever "dated". Ange is also the only girl I've ever dated that I'm actually friends with. There is a myriad of reasons for this. The most important being something she once did long after she swore off talking to me forever. No girl before or since has ever had the balls to pull of such an act and I highly doubt any ever will. She raised the bar ridiculously high for all future "exes" to become my friend. Throw in the fact that she is an incredibly good person. She has character, not something I say about everyone ( or really anyone for that matter). Plus she is one of only a few people in the world and maybe the only one on this list that I truly think may get more out of our friendship than I do. This makes me feel so incredibly good about myself that it actually may tip the scale back the other way. It feels nice to be needed. Plus she has the unfair advantage of being incredibly smart, cool and she used to make out with me when we were drunk thus making her at times my favorite person in the entire world.
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